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Учительница объясняла своему классу, что во
французском языке существительные приобретают
различные артикли, в зависимости от своего рода,
мужского или женского. Один из студентов спросил, а
какого пола во французском слово "компьютер", мужского
или женского? В словаре этого слова не было. Тогда,
ради шутки учительница разделила класс на мужскую и
женскую группы, и попросила каждую из групп решить эту
проблему и обосновать свое решение четырьмя
утверждениями. Мужская группа решила, что слово
"компьютер" должно быть женского рода "La computer",
поскольку: 1. Никто не понимает их внутренней логики,
кроме их создателя; 2. Язык, на котором они
разговаривают друг с другом, для всех остальных
непонятен; 3. Даже малейшие ошибки надежно хранятся в
памяти для разрушительного использования; 4. Как
только вы приобретаете компьютер, то начинаете
тратить половину зарплаты на аксессуары; Женская
половина группы, однако, решила что компьютер должен
быть мужского рода "Le computer", так как: 1. Для того чтобы
привлечь его внимание, его надо загрузить; 2. В его
мозгах масса информации, но все равно он безмозглый; 3.
Он предназначен для того, чтобы помогать решать
проблемы, но большую часть времени он сам проблема; 4.
Как только вы приобретаете какой-нибудь, то понимаете
что если бы подождали еще немного, то получили бы
лучшую модель. Женщины выиграли

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